I just want to be myself, and I will!
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:
that's not fair
Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.
that, or I really need to tidy my desk drawer.
(just to confirm I was using the right word, since I’m tired and forgetful)
GOOGLE HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
![tastefullyoffensive:
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Hey look if you mix brunet Benedict and ginger Benedict you get a Bendict
Maybe if I do that with two Tom Hiddleston pictures I’ll get the same-
HOLY FUCK TOM WHY DID YOU BECOME A BROWN EYED ASIAN WOMAN
WHAT
WHAT
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT???????????
Normal people:
Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me:
I wonder if they've fucked yet.
